Decided to knit again, without Eileen, the out come was tragic.
So I went out to buy some new needles but Atlantis don't sell them.
I found this though; http://www.channel4.com/programmes/mums-gone-gay/4od#2933358
Television drama at its best.. if you ever find out your mother has 'gone gay' in the future, you and your brother will rip up her clothes with knives, your dad will whack his head against the car horn, and you'll call her a slag.
Obviously you'll find out because a lady leaves her a dirty voicemail, right?